World premier of "War + Love = Drama!"

I just read that Kim Kardashian says Bruce Jenner, her stepfather, looks beautiful in a dress. I understand being open to the choices of others, but this man lived with you as your stepfather for many years. I can't imagine if my father announced he wanted to wear dresses. Actually, that would be really funny - "Jesus, this thing don't fit. How in the hell do you zip this thing? Whoever designed this dress ought to have it shoved right up their ass!"

On to more important things, like my latest Sanford News column. It's about the new dent in my truck. If you've ever had a vehicle hit in a parking lot, and the person who did it took off without leaving a note, you'll probably relate to this.

And here's something even more important than my column: my son Samuel's Lego movie. It was made on an iPad and he's a pretty good director for an 8 year old. I think it's really cool and I'm proud of him for his creativity and effort. And now, for your viewing pleasure, here is War + Love = Drama!